Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2183	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	188	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9518	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1389
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	7010	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5078	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Animals Bred:	102
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.