Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7960
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5536	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Star Shards Collected:	245	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7934	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!