Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3122	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Emeralds Found:	5489	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6804
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	463

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8346	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.