Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	2742	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1288	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7315

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.