Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	183504	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mines Excavated:	2774	Star Shards Collected:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	133	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	1686

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	860
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ores Mined:	1834	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7279
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	213	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5950
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	184	New Chunks Explored:	112643
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.