Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	238
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3158
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	9960
Farms Harvested:	867	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Animals Bred:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	6486	Enchantments Applied:	90

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
New Chunks Explored:	855672	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	792	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	2869

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Farms Harvested:	335
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	771380
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	3178	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.