Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	6501	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Void Gems Collected:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8924	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Towns Built:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	862525
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	8507	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3134	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.