Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8929	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6658

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1886

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.