Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	629

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	157
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4139
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2637	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	255
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	1173	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!