Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crops Grown:	7156	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4990

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5612	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crops Grown:	7534
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	New Chunks Explored:	505179
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3217
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	8233	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Items Found:	4089

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!