Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	967590	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4946	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	9363	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.