Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	5679
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	120	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	9062
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).