SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Emeralds Found:	7269
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8071	Magic Items Found:	5235
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1546	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	106	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	2758
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	5965	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9221
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2