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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6579 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?
And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
