Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:33 PM

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

    Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the ultimate victory – we have completed the HoloLive challenge! That’s right, we have successfully recreated every single HoloLive character in pixel art form and now they roam the server, ready to interact with players in hilarious ways.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by the almighty Corgi God, who watches over us and blesses us with good luck in all our endeavors.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server

    Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP

    Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild adventures of Laharl, the grumpy warrior who got turned into a busty babe with massive melons! Watch as Laharl navigates through the world of blocks and mobs while trying to avoid getting distracted by their own voluptuous assets. Will they ever find a way to change back to their original form? Or will they embrace their new feminine side and become the most fabulous player on the server? Join now to find out and maybe even get some tips on how to survive in a world where even the toughest warriors can end up with unexpected curves!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 72
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Casualty Central Minecraft Server

    Casualty Central Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will truly test your skills and strategic thinking? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’s like a virtual war zone where casualties are a daily occurrence.

    With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?

    Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

    What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant bounce house where you can challenge other players to epic trampoline battles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

    Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

    Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

    And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

    So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

    Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

    Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

    GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 New Chunks Explored: 224755

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

    The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1844 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

    Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

    Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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