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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2684 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!