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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1432 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!