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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!