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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Buildings Constructed: 44 Towns Built: 8
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Animals Bred: 140
Dragon Scales Harvested: 242 Enchantments Applied: 104

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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