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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2442
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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