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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5389 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 3832 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Votes: | 6113 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Are you a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with one hand tied behind your back? Can you tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone and a wink? Do you have the power to make diamonds rain from the sky? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!
Our server is home to the most epic and hilarious players in the Minecraft universe. From pranksters who turn entire villages into giant chicken coops to redstone wizards who can create functioning roller coasters in their sleep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and hold weekly dance parties in the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.
So if you think you’re special enough to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, then grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed – adventure awaits!
