hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

imagine this: u spawn in and BOOM u r in a rocket ship! yea, we got a SpaceX Starship in our server cuz why not? u can launch urself into space and build ur own galactic empire up there!

we got the most powerful rocket in the world, like seriously it can take u to the moon in seconds! u can take epic selfies with the earth in the background, like u r an actual astronaut or something!

Flight 4 test? pshhh we do that every day! our rocket is so reliable, it never crashes or explodes or anything! u can trust us, we r professionals (not really but who cares)!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and blast off into a world of endless possibilities! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u r scared of heights or something)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

    Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

    Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

    Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 921861 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Potions Brewed: 177
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

    Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Crops Grown: 4575 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Villages Defended: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/primordium/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Farms Harvested: 663

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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