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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9672 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!