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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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