Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 81 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP
We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3021 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.
Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
