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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
