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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
