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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 986 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
Ores Mined: | 5773 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.