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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 478 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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