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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5705 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!