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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5906 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9007 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!