Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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