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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 256 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.
