SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Emeralds Found:	2626

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6059
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Buildings Constructed:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	541655
Farms Harvested:	418	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	2210
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	2227

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5465	Endless Night Skies:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	103	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org