SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	3812	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Emeralds Found:	2746
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	5339
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	55	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Emeralds Found:	1468
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3544
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583