SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	6593	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1881
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6112
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Potions Brewed:	183

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9609	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5115
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2191
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	162
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br