SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	1846	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

all time, athletic achievements, athletic excellence, athletic greatness., athletic legends, athletic prowess, CraftyAthleteGOAT, Goat, greatest athlete, iconic athletes, legendary athletes, Legends, record holders, sports, sports GOAT, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports stars, top athletes

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	767
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	4916
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	4224	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchantments Applied:	265
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9415	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.