Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Enchantments Applied: 118 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Animals Bred: 65 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

    We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

    And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

    Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

    So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4938 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Crops Grown: 2686 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

    LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive
    haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Runes Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoMicros ForWaterBears

    NoMicros ForWaterBears
    come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

    Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

    Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

    Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

    What awaits you on our project?

    1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

    2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

    3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

    4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

    5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

    There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Buildings Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

    Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination
    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

    The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

    Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

    Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

    Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

    Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

    We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

    IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server? To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
    What kind of quests are available on the server? We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
    Can I earn money on the server? Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
    Is there a party system on the server? Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
    How can I prevent my builds from being raided? You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

    Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

    Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

    So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Farms Harvested: 308 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

    SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyAthleteGOAT

    CraftyAthleteGOAT
    Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Animals Bred: 165
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

    Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 8190
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LNGShadowCraft

    LNGShadowCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2062 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magic Items Found: 5189

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Asteroid Blasters

    Pixel Asteroid Blasters
    yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

    join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Potions Brewed: 106
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

    The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

    Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

    IP play.novidium.net
    Description Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

    FAQ

    Questions Answers
    What type of challenges are available on the server? In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
    Is there an economy system on the server? Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
    Are there leaderboards on the server? Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2795 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 58 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 106 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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