SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6640	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2611	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	2601	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Towns Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	145	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	831	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5886	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3874	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	575636
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.