SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ores Mined: 2575
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Towns Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3555
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Animals Bred: 112 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Dimension Hops: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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