SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6469
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1635	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8574
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7646	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Emeralds Found:	4367

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.