SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Donutopia

    Donutopia

    “Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Zombie Dances: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empyria

    Empyria

    Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

    Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goofy Goobers

    Goofy Goobers

    So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

    Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

    If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

    There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

    We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

    The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

    – Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Garrettmc Network

    Garrettmc Network

    Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 1724

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChargedCreeper

    ChargedCreeper

    We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

    We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Magic Items Found: 5118 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoPlay MC

    GoPlay MC

    We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

    Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

    With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

    Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

    iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Farms Harvested: 968
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Animals Bred: 132 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GearsMC

    GearsMC

    (For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7606 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WheatSMP

    WheatSMP

    Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vivican Crack House

    Vivican Crack House

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7199
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

    You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 4236
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LevelUp

    LevelUp

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Animals Bred: 27
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegendFactions

    LegendFactions

    Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MC.RANK.LV

    MC.RANK.LV

    Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Animals Bred: 31 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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