SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCPVP

    MCPVP

    MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

    Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 549017 Alien Abductions: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mines Excavated: 1060
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kratos Minecraft

    Kratos Minecraft

    A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Givmehdiamonds Server

    Givmehdiamonds Server

    IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Zombie Dances: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AsiaCraft

    AsiaCraft

    Asia-Craft

    Here are some quick facts about us!

    High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3544 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Animals Bred: 51
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craftsylvania

    Craftsylvania

    **Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

    **Features:**

    – just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

    **Rules:**

    – no hacked clients – no griefing

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafteemc

    Crafteemc

    Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

    Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

    Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSworn Community

    MineSworn Community

    Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

    Established 2011

    We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

    under construction

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mollyverse

    Mollyverse

    Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

    ********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

    **********

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HC Server

    HC Server

    Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

    Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

    Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

    Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

    HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

    Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JimoMC

    JimoMC

    We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

    → Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

    Recently updated to 1.20.4

    → Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

    → Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

    → Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

    Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Emeralds Found: 7253
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ember Network

    Ember Network

    Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3754 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hollowcraft

    Hollowcraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MVPLAY

    MVPLAY

    Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Towns Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CyberMC

    CyberMC

    CYBERMC:

    OPEN BETA

    PVP

    LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

    MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

    JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Farms Harvested: 938

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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