SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7775	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	1044
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3000	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Villages Defended:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4912	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	9453	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ores Mined:	9842
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.