SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	128
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	76	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	7777	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	1252
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	72
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Star Shards Collected:	206
Farms Harvested:	644	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	9885
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	115

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	New Chunks Explored:	431057
Emeralds Found:	9375	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!