SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8530	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	264899

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7837
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1291	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	150
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4866
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	4841	Mines Excavated:	3796

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.