SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	1366
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3457
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	620
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9843	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Towns Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2393
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.