SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PokeChampions

    PokeChampions

    Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

    Server Information:

    Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LifeSteal SMP

    LifeSteal SMP

    Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

    We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

    Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Craftland

    Craftland

    ======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

    We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RamboMC

    RamboMC

    RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

    Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

    Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

    Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Potions Brewed: 102
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Saltwater Scourge

    Saltwater Scourge

    Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

    128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

    https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3930 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineCrack World

    MineCrack World

    Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

    We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

    Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 63

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bridge Practice

    Bridge Practice

    Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Crops Grown: 2806

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • VectorCraft

    VectorCraft

    Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Simple Factions MC

    Simple Factions MC

    Simple Factions is a small but new faction server that supports and clients including cracked clients. updated to support clients on 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 and newer. This server includes features such as.. Factions, PVP, PVE, Player bounties, Chest shops, Player based economy. and etc. Join us today! Now with seasons and visual effects!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Farland

    Farland

    Farland is a medieval fantasy nautical server with the potential for steampunk flare. Sail the seas, explore the dungeons, trade in the towns, and with a fully functional cannon and firearm arsenal you can plunder to your heart’s desires. Avast me hearties, yer home!Features:  - Catered custom gameplay  - Mature experienced staff  - An enriched survival experience  - Town-based economy   - Custom mobs  - read more below…   Players will be able to run trade routes by buying trade goods at one town and selling it at another for profit. They will also be able to enjoy building, and can secure their builds with claim blocks that can be purchased at the Spawnton bank. Want to test your mettle? Dungeons will be a place to try and get gear that can’t be crafted in game. Unique, powerful, weapons and armor, maybe even hidden permits for unique firearms, or licenses for unique ships.  Almost all permits and licenses are purchasable in-game with in-game currency, we aim to avoid any and all Pay-to-Win scenarios. Save up your currency to buy a permit to use a more powerful firearm, or a license to set sail on a new ship. Different firearms and ships do different things, find what best suits you and have fun, or aim to own it all like a true Admiral of the Fleet or Pirate Lord.  We also have custom achievement titles. If you fulfill the requirements and earn one of these achievements, you will be able to change your in game prefix to the achievement title. That way, everyone can know just how good you are and what you’ve accomplished.  We’re trying to create a unique atmosphere and are trying to add as many custom mobs, weapons, accessories, as we can, so come back often to see what’s new.Highlights: – EasyElevators: Farland is home to “EasyElevators Recoded” which adds realistic elevators in minecraft. – Movecraft+: Open seas naval warfare with working ships and cannons. – Firearms: Working pistols, rifles, and blunderbusses to help you defeat your enemies. – Guilds: Found powerful guilds, with purchasable guild wide buffs, and battle in guild wars for rewards. – Loot Chests: Chests with loot are scattered all around the server, loot them every day. – Player Claims: Using a custom claim tool you can claim protected land, but be weary other’s can `/siege` your claim and try to raid you. – Dungeons: Test your mettle in tough dungeon full of custom challenges, with unique rewards. (New equipment, new mechanics, new licenses and permits) (COMING SOON)We are: – A small group of experienced server owners who have been hosting/working/developing small servers since 2012. – Players/Owners who have various levels of experience in all aspects of the gaming community – People invested in Minecraft, Movecraft, and more.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sylph MC

    Sylph MC

    We are Sylph MC, a survival sever with Origins, all origins are fully custom coded and made by us, we are always actively developing and creating new exciting activities to participate in! We are also strongly against P2W and players who donate have no advantage over anyone else! We have 15 unique and fun to play origins such as the Angel who grants their blessing upon allies or the Ender who can vwoop around. Give us a chance and join today, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed! Join our discord for the best experience and for news on upcoming events/updates! https://discord.gg/kgj9hwDzFV

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 42440
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NivalisMC

    NivalisMC

    NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MelonSMP

    MelonSMP

    The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

    MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

    Servers are on 1.19.2+

    – org.melonsmp.net

    Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

    At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

    A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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