Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6565
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Dimension Hops: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2090 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1751 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Alien Abductions: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 552 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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