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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	946562	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	2142
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Star Shards Collected:	276	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	4984	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Gems Collected:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	7276	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2103
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	7	Villages Defended:	6

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Potions Brewed:	97
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	2212
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	9520	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online